I’m a ghost a goblin a ghoul
But when it comes to scaring folks I haven’t got a clue
I don’t have it right to be such a fright
Cause every time I say boo

You don’t scare me, scare you

I try to rattle chains and float in the air
I practice my Lon Chaney and still it isn’t fair
I do my best but nothing will do
Cause every time I say boo

You don’t scare me, scare you

I try to do the Boo – Boo – Boogie
But it just doesn’t feel right
All my friends do the Boo – Boo – Boogie
I guess that why I’m home at night

My Ma and my Pa are really scary folks
But I do better when I’m telling silly jokes
You don’t know what I’ve been through
Cause every time I say boo

You don’t scare me, scare you

I try to do the Boo – Boo – Boogie
But it just doesn’t feel right
All my friends do the Boo – Boo – Boogie
I guess that why I’m not a fright